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[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-20 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Well, that's. Speaking of eyes, just look at his pupils dilate.]

Do you? Mayhap I should remind you — a few more times at least.
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[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-20 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed, and to be perfectly honest my calves will thank us for getting on with it.

[he has literally been on his toes this WHOLE TIME fucking tall elves]

If you're wondering? I stopped to see what you'd do about it. One of these times I'll tempt you into breaking your self-restraint.

[Smooch.]
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[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-20 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
And after I destroyed a house of mirrors for you. Callous.

[why is he surrounded by the most horrible fucking elves it's like he's a magnet for them]
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[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-20 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[You know that thing that people do in romcoms feat. nerds where they reach up all cool and lift the glasses off their nose before kissing them? That's happening now. It's "see just how much shit he can get away with" time.]

Changing my mind? No. Questioning my sanity, mayhap.
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[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-20 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Knowingly and willingly subjecting myself to such torment.

[Hmmmm.]

Permit me a question? I'll even trade you, one mildly invasive inquiry for another.
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[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-20 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
That's fair.

[And Ryn gets a quick smooch, as if to convey no hard feelings. Keep the mood light. That sort of thing.]

Who gave you your necklace?
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[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-20 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
...Ah.

[And strangely enough, that makes him smile, too. Small, and a little distant, and maybe even a little nostalgic.]

The owner of that's not going to come for my head, are they?
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[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-20 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[In any other situation, in any other context, this is where a snappy offhand remark would fall from Thancred's silver tongue. The absence herein is conspicuous.]

I'm sorry.

[He settles back a touch, physically affording Ryn a sliver of space in tandem with a similar span of the emotional sort.]

I'm glad you have it back. 'Tis good that you do.
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[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-20 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
At least it wasn't a fire arm.

[Ah, there's the shitty sense of humor again.]

I've not been so fortunate, myself. All they've seen fit to gift me is a memento of an old friend — and one I can't even make use of, myself.
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[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-20 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm. You remind me of him, actually.

[He tips his head to the side, flashing a clear view of his Archon marks.]

You recall my explanation of these? He's earned his as well, though his focus of study was in prophecy. Divination, visions, that sort of thing. We've traveled together, as well. Extensively. 'Tis a comfortable sort of acquaintance.

[thancred you act like an old married couple, is what you're describing]
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[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-20 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
It's all in the ears, I assure you. And the height. And the being infuriating about the latter.

[fuckin. ELVES.]

But yes. I suppose you could say we're something of a natural fit, covering both the practical and theoretical. He's every bit the scholar I'm not.
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[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-21 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Suggesting I've not found a suitable replacement for that operation?

[but hey, he's following, so maybe he's just proving his own point...]
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[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-21 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[And you know, maybe if Ryn hadn't been such a brat about the height thing, events wouldn't unfold the way they're about to, but when one is disrespectful of another man's calves, one really should expect he might have to forfeit a part of his leg of his own.

Cue Thancred also making himself comfortable — staying facing Ryn, but taking his own seat by perching his weight atop Ryn's thighs. An instant recipe for both-legs-pins-and-needles-asleep disease.]


It's that or being my prisoner now, I suppose.

[OR JUST PUSH HIM OFF LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES RYN THAT WORKS TOO]

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