onlythans: (πŸ’” i am through with this)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-23 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, dear. He'd already know that hair anywhere, but damn, just look at it.

Anyway, Thancred's the diametric opposite of Ryn right now, having been yet again enjoying the near-Limsan atmosphere of the indoor beach, which is why when he spots Ryn he is unfortunately wearing these swim trunks. And no shirt. And flip flops. And his hair, though not so damp that it's dripping, is definitely a spikier mess than usual courtesy of shaking it dry with vigorous finger-rubbing.]


There once was a fella named Ryn
Whose good favor I'd worked hard to win,
But alas I suspect
That he might just object
To my rhyme, and deny me a grin.


[Hello, there.]
onlythans: (πŸ’” it's not your fault you)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-23 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Duly noted.

[He says, not repentant in the slightest.]

Where are you off to? Or just enjoying the sights of our newest locale?
onlythans: (πŸ’” oh so get in the car)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-23 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, that surprises him. He blinks a minute, like he's not quite sure Ryn isn't fucking with him, before realizing that no, he's not being nearly Horrible Fucking Elf™ enough for that.]

You've gotten turned around, I suspect. The corridor that leads to it starts all the way back at the park where we came in.
onlythans: (πŸ’” 'cause their girlfriends do)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-23 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
...Ah.

[And the thing is — the thing is, he's sort of had his fill of putting Rynlan into unintentionally awkward situations lately, between the love potion and the leg and the secrets and the all of that, and it occurs to him about half a second after he considers all of those things that not being able to find his way to where he wants to go is probably a lot more terrifying than his stoic blue elf friend is letting on, for someone already so concerned with appearing vulnerable.

And so instead, he briskly rounds on Ryn, circling him to step silently into his path, and extends his arm in offering.]


Shall we?
onlythans: (πŸ’” be my weekend lover)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-23 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
I do. You're clearly done up for an evening of merriment, and I'm not scoundrel enough to stand back and watch you kept from it.

[And off they go — meandering enough that it doesn't look as though he's leading so much as that they're just out for a walk together. One never knows who might be watching and from where, after all.]

Who did your hair? 'Tis lovely.
onlythans: (πŸ’” and take me away)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-23 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, then, he's just going to go for the least likely suspect right off the bat.]

Harrowhark.
onlythans: (πŸ’” you can ride it)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-23 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
I doubted it, but 'twas worth a try. I would've expected her to decorate you with bones, not...are those shells?

[Hm. Pretty.]

The one in the wig, then. Kuranosuke?
onlythans: (πŸ’” in my life again)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-23 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Hmmmmmm. His last guess, then. Well, given the last trial, the likeliest suspect would probably be...]

The redhead. Lavi?
onlythans: (πŸ’” she's mine)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-23 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
...The demon? Well.

[He whistles low under his breath, half-impressed.]

That's right, you mentioned you'd been talking to them, didn't you?
onlythans: (πŸ’” through a girlfriend)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-23 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. I've largely avoided that one. I see now my intuitions were correct.

[is bloody mary secretly a thavnairian alchemist because]

But — an alchemist and a hairdresser. What of the others?
onlythans: (πŸ’” that i've got the key)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-23 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
What else would you call a bloodworker, then? No, no, don't answer that. Mayhap I don't want to know after all.

[But, hm. He's quiet a minute, considering options before finally venturing: ]

Cosmopolitan can be baited. And not particularly subtle about what bait they'll take.
onlythans: (πŸ’” but when you're with me)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-23 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
I did mention I'm incapable of manipulating aether. Where do you suppose I got the magic for that little gift I gave you?

[Not that it really matters, since it's all corrected itself now, but.]

Information. Cosmo, it turns out, can be tempted with secrets.
onlythans: (πŸ’” these guys don't like me)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-02-23 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
They offered it to me. I was as skeptical as you might expect, but it didn't seem to come with any strings attached.

[A shrug.]

It only stood to reason that a demon willing to bargain once might be willing to bargain more than once, if I could only figure out what they considered to be of value.

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