Good. Then once I've been sufficiently stripped of my sight, you can feel reassured that all of my proclamations of your beauty will be driven entirely by personally-serving ulterior motives.
[He got a smirk; why not try for an outright laugh? Might as well.]
no subject
[The edge of his mouth quirks up slyly. Teasing though the delivery might be, the offer seems genuine enough.]
If you think you'd enjoy that.
no subject
[that gets an equally teasing little smirk from him, at the idea.]
I just might enjoy that, if you're fine with it.
no subject
[He got a smirk; why not try for an outright laugh? Might as well.]
But jests aside. Are those your only conditions?