Good. Then once I've been sufficiently stripped of my sight, you can feel reassured that all of my proclamations of your beauty will be driven entirely by personally-serving ulterior motives.
[He got a smirk; why not try for an outright laugh? Might as well.]
no subject
[He got a smirk; why not try for an outright laugh? Might as well.]
But jests aside. Are those your only conditions?