[it is truly a sign of the imminent peril his most valuable attributes are currently in, that he doesn't even bother to make a sly remark about Ryn yelling at him to hurry up and take his pants off because he's too busy, y'know, getting them off
It's a particularly impressive feet considering his gunbreaker boots go up to like above the knee so presumably he had to shuck those off too so area man is just.
[Bud you can't possibly think a cool damp cloth is going to suffice here please just bring an entire glass of water and throw it all over the BURNING SENSATION
remember when this started out as a cute thread? pepperidge farm remembers]
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[get the hot coffee pants AWAY.]
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It's a particularly impressive feet considering his gunbreaker boots go up to like above the knee so presumably he had to shuck those off too so area man is just.
Boy everything sure happens a latte.]
Yeowch, that's hot!
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[there must be a sink here? and like, towels or something, so that he can get one damp with cool water.]
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[Bud you can't possibly think a cool damp cloth is going to suffice here please just bring an entire glass of water and throw it all over the BURNING SENSATION
remember when this started out as a cute thread? pepperidge farm remembers]