teufelshund: (you get easily distracted)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-03-24 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Because "the general public" shouldn't have to deal with us murdering and breaking things, was the official statement.

[ eyeroll. ]

I'm not entirely sure if he was saying the split happened afterward or that the split itself was the division between the one we're in and the one that all the rest of hell is in. He did say that they're in the real one because they're already guaranteed to be stuck here forever and we're not. ...Which still seems ridiculous to me since the system they've ended up with is essentially built to reward those who get away with murder when that's the opposite of what they claim to want.

[ sighs and shakes his head. ]

Anyway, he's not going to win any awards for his masterful articulation of ideas, I can tell you that.
teufelshund: (put your hands together for mr. pants)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-03-24 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it doesn't necessarily encourage it, but removing competition while keeping you in the game is certainly a reward, regardless of whether it's what's actually being sought after.
teufelshund: (and finally you the mermaid queen)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-03-24 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
With each competitor removed, you — and any friends or lovers who remain — have a better chance of getting out, if we assume this whole premise isn't garbage.

[ which is a very large assumption he's personally never made, but. ]

Whether that matters to you or not, it's not just a lack of consequences.
teufelshund: (la capitan de la utro espacio)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-03-24 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, wars are won through many individual battles.

[ he smiles at that question. ]

I did! One of those handheld gaming devices I showed you during the sports festival.

How about you?
teufelshund: (and go find out how hot dogs are made)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-03-24 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you could say "useful" is relative in my case as well, but it's well-suited to me, at least.

[ watches curiously! what is this mystery book ]
teufelshund: (well i accept your apology)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-03-25 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...well, he can guess what that does before rynlan even says anything. ]

That raises an interesting question, actually! Do pets fall asleep at the same time as the rest of us on Thursday nights, or are they immune?

[ turns to look at her... ]

Who's to say she couldn't be a valuable trial witness if she was in the right place at the right time?

[ flashbacks to the time a character i played had to question a crab ]
teufelshund: (the bad news is you're grounded)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-03-25 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Might have just been a sleepy dog.

[ shrugs. ]

I suppose you could always just have her be a spy for you in non-murder situations. Could probably get some pretty good gossip that way, at least.
teufelshund: (good old-fashioned)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-03-25 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'd say you'd have a rather wide range of options. There's really no shortage of drama here.
teufelshund: (let's... go back to the hot dog factory)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-03-25 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Nnngh.... Don't remind me.
teufelshund: (it couldn't have waited until i got out?)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-03-25 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah.

[ objectively, yes, it was, but he doesn't want to think about it!! ]
teufelshund: (this whole thing is falling apart)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-03-25 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ huff ]

Doesn't mean I have to like it.