[superhell pcs] w3 curfew

[voidshift]

shitpost later maybe

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[onlythans]

As I understand it, they offer it for the poor unsuspecting travelers that they welcome to their cities and promptly drink under the table should they be fool enough to stay the night.

[Dwarves, man.]

So, I've sampled it a few times, myself.

[voidshift]

-well, that isn't my fault, I didn't lock it.

[polyglotti]

[That's what worries her the most. Will Zel be safe tonight? Or are the memory problems a prelude to something else?]

I wonder if a physical reminder will help.

[voidshift]

Kind of doubt it'd be that easy, but-- you could try?

[polyglotti]

[She's going to get out her notebook and gel pens to draw some pictures brb]

[voidshift]

Well, don't just admit to it like that, you could just as easily say you won and we'd never know.

[onlythans]

I've known all along you were insufferable, Rynlan, but I had no idea you were gullible too. Could I really spin you any tall tale and you'd believe it?

[failbo]

In theory, yes!

[If only it worked for magical hell sleep...]

But also having something warm in you is supposed to be good, too...

[...]

...I think!

[voidshift]

This is how fiction works, Thancred, a little less factual accuracy makes for a better story sometimes.

[onlythans]

Then shall I sing for you a merry song of the time I treated with pixies and fuath, all leading up to an audience with the right honorable king of the fae, and of the bonny lass that dethroned them and won the right to be king herself?

[Is he kidding? Who can say.]

[voidshift]

Depends entirely on how well you can sing.

[onlythans]

A demonstration I'll reserve for later, then. You're liable to swoon.

[hardrocklife]

[He shrugs.]

Why would I know a bunch of visitors?

[hardrocklife]

Then who did?

This place is supposed to be open 24/7 anyway, so why would anyone lock it?

[anothen]

[ Mighty Cerberus perches with grace and finesse, though one head licks her cheek since she's so close to him. ]

Look at our two guards.

[voidshift]

No idea, but don't worry, it's going to stop being a problem in... less than an hour.

[psynchronise]

[ girl he’s awake. ]

That’s my coffee.

[psynchronise]

[ EXCUSE YOU. ]

Hey!

[voidshift]

[it has latte art.

it's... some kind of animal, probably.]

[psynchronise]

[ if he squints at it can he see what it is? or what it might have aspired to be? ]

[voidshift]

[it is probably aspiring to be a dog.]

[psynchronise]

[ it is a very cute aspirational dog. reach for the stars rynlan. ]

You practising your coffee art?

[voidshift]

I thought I'd try it. Watched someone else do it.

[he's not an artist or a dog person though so the dog suffers more than the cat and bunny.]

[psynchronise]

Pretty sure that’s better than what I could pull off. I’ve seen people do it but have no idea how they do the — [ he makes a wrist twisting motion that would make a seasoned barista weep sad tears at the incompetency of it all ]— thing.

[hardrocklife]

What...?

Where is Brewster? He would never allow his customers to be treated this way.