onlythans: (💔 looked at me)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-15 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
As though I wouldn't make it fun for you. Tsk, tsk.

[you know the last time we had a thread like this thancred got hot coffee dumped all over his crotch so praise halone we're not in a coffee shop is all i'm saying here.]

Truly, am I ever so cruel?
onlythans: (💔 be my weekend lover)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-15 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[The tentacles are so weird and it's honestly shameful how he's more than kind of into it. He just likes being petted. Go figure.]

Seems to me I'm the one doing most of the satisfying around here.

[He grins.]

But you are lovely when you're smug.
onlythans: (💔 i am through with this)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-15 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I don't disagree. You're also smug all of the time.

[kisses him right on that smug stupid mouth.]

But since you bring it up, I wouldn't mind a little satisfying right about now, if you're offering...
onlythans: (💔 you can ride it)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-15 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I meant, since you've such opinions about what I wear, I should get to indulge a few of my own about you in return.

[That's not the only thing he meant, but also, we're in a saintly christian place of business on Animal Crossing island here.]

For the party, remember?
onlythans: (💔 she's mine)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-15 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
We could compromise.

[oh, boy.]

I'll let you choose what we both wear to the party. You let me choose what you wear after.
onlythans: (💔 i am through with this)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-15 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Now that's what I like to hear.

[And because even in the midst of confidence week he's not unmindful of the implications, he gives Ryn a little squeeze.]

A pretty treat all for me.
onlythans: (💔 can't compete)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-15 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Appreciate, savor, relish...I expect I'll be doing all of the above.

[Speaking of making choices, as much as he'd like to linger and get tenta-petted for the rest of this thread, there are clothes to look at. So!

He nudges at Ryn lightly, keeping an arm around him even as he loosens his hold just enough that they could turn and resume walking, if they both so desired.]


Now, what of this upcoming — hold on, what's that?

[novelty t-shirts spotted]
onlythans: (💔 it's not your fault you)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-15 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[We're going to assume there are, like, some example designs sitting around on display for inspiration purposes, and that one of them is this, and also that Thancred is pointing at it.]

Ah, look, Perfect for you.
onlythans: (💔 you can't compete)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-15 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Find a more fitting one, then. If you can.

[uh-oh. a challenge.]
onlythans: (💔 and take me away)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-15 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[On one hand: he is horrified. On the other hand: this sounds like a challenge.]

Never let it be said I don't give you everything you ever want.

[He says, and steps free just far enough to pull his gunbreaker coat off his shoulders by the lapels and roll his arms back to let it slide artfully to the ground in a heap of white fabric. Without hesitation or preamble, he next hooks his fingers beneath the hem of the boring generic shirt he's wearing, and easily peels that off, too.

Because yeah. Sometimes it really is that easy to get him shirtless.]


Give it here.
onlythans: (💔 'cause i do insist)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-15 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[He takes it, holds it up against himself a moment, looks down the length of his own torso at the considerably more truncated length of said shirt — ]

Seems to have misplaced about half of it, don't you think?

[No one is going to complain about seeing your 8-pack, Thancred. Anyway, he tugs it on, and sure enough! It's both a travesty and surprisingly flattering if you're an abs sort of person.]
onlythans: (💔 she's mine)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-15 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
...Hmmmm? Rynlan. Ryyyyyyyyyyyynlan.

[He waggles his fingers a few ilms from Ryn's gaze, like he's playing at snapping him out of his reverie.]

Still with us, then?

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