[superhell pcs] lavi

[voidshift]

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[bookpapers]

[lavi like ???? before something clicks, and now he's looking at rylan with a big ole eye]

So you're a flirt?

[voidshift]

Apparently because I don't flirt with everything with a pulse, it's too easy to assume I'm 'stuffy' or something. Honestly...

[sometimes your image issues make you look that way

but actually you're kind of a ho]

[bookpapers]

[HELP RYNLAN]

Hey, I never thought you were stuffy. [DIDN'T HE?] Well, maybe at first. A little. But you've got a sense of humor that I like.

[voidshift]

[looks at the last strip check and looks away very fastly. listen. i have no excuses.]

Well, at least you figured it out. I still have certain people saying it.

[bookpapers]

[STARES AT]

Certain people? Like who?

[voidshift]

[DON'T STAAAAARE]

Fairly sure my roommate's doing it to be annoying.

[bookpapers]

Oh, Faust?

[STARES]

You guys must get along pretty well, huh?

[voidshift]

Absolutely not, I can't stand him.

[bookpapers]

[pffft]

I don't think he's that bad. ...But I've only talked to him once or twice.

[voidshift]

You don't have to live with him and his weird pillow!

[bookpapers]

[now he's laughing]

The Honey Honey Sisters Mai-chan body pillow? What even is that?

[voidshift]

It's a pillow, it's about... this size--

[GESTURES ABOUT THE SIZE OF A BODY PILLOW.]

-with a picture of a girl in a tiny outfit. After the party the other night it was taped to our ceiling, she was staring down at me. I made him untape it.

[bookpapers]

[STOP this is hilarious]

No wonder he calls you stuffy all the time, if he's comparing himself to you.

[RYNLAN WOULD BE A NORMIE NEXT TO MEPHISTO AND HIS PILLOW WIFE]

[voidshift]

You know, you might be right. Doesn't make me want to strangle him any less.

[notably his ears have stayed relaxed the entire time he's been talking shit like this, though.]

[bookpapers]

[hMmMmMMM]

I'm glad you guys are getting along so well.

[voidshift]

We're absolutely not. If he died no one would convict me.