[ NO!!!! but being hopelessly in love with a teenager who may be an AU version of his father has not killed his pride even though it really should have, so fuck if he's going to say so!!
he pulls the plushie in closer. ]
Fine. [ crunches a chip. ] Appreciate the concern.
[ to be fair, he does also have plushies of scaramouche, four, uriel, and date that he's collected over the course of the past week, but they're all just hanging out on his desk. ]
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he comes back to the room, stepping inside and peering worriedly up at the bunk.]
...Mephisto? Are you all right?
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he pulls the plushie in closer. ]
Fine. [ crunches a chip. ] Appreciate the concern.
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[this is so fucking weird help him what is WRONG with mephisto]
Is that a plushie of him?
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[ to be fair, he does also have plushies of scaramouche, four, uriel, and date that he's collected over the course of the past week, but they're all just hanging out on his desk. ]
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and now he's just quietly offended that there's not a blue one there, damn.]
Oh, do you.
[flatly.]
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Don't tell me you're jealous I don't have one of you.
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[he super doesn't care. he does not.]
Besides, seemed more like you were the jealous one earlier.
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Why would I be jealous of an oblivious moron like that?
[ huff ]
Clearly this is just one of those curses at work; he'd never really fall for someone like that. A week ago he couldn't stand him!!
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That's none of your business, lay off.
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just groans and faceplants into mai-chan's welcoming bosom. ]
I have so much more to offer!!
[ very muffled by the pillow. ]
I'm more mature and sexier and infinitely smarter and I don't die when I eat beans—
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I mean, that's-- all true, yes, but I thought... you couldn't feel that way about people in the first place.
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...do you want to go get- [WAIT NOT ICE CREAM] drinks?
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drops ryo down on the mattress sadly. ]
I guess.
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Which bar do you want?
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