teufelshund: (and go find out how hot dogs are made)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-14 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ i almost feel like i should be using my icon where he's in bubbles that are colored almost exactly like these balls to emphasize just how much this place suits him, except he's naked in that so i will. not. ]

It does! A perfect match for my light and colorful aesthetic!

[ he picks up one of the iridescent balls and bounces it on a fingertip as he looks at the menu, which at least takes more than one second this time. ]

Ooh, triple the selection too. How's the one you're having?
teufelshund: (ok let's back up a little)

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[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-14 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ everything about him is cursed. ]

That's... the Number Nine, yes? Very well, I'll give it a try!

[ because he's not paying!!

once he's got his drink, he takes a sip... and looks thoughtfully at the glass with a furrowed brow for a long while as if he's trying to place exactly what the flavor is. ]
teufelshund: (uh can we lower our voices)

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[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-14 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...and then a rare look of genuine surprise crosses his face. ]

Oh—! This is incredible!
teufelshund: (where are you guys FROM)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-14 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no, it tastes precisely like that sip halfway through a bottle of ramune (original flavor) while you have a strawberry milk candy in your mouth and while there's still a lingering hint of the spicy garlic instant ramen you finished ten minutes ago!
teufelshund: (it couldn't have waited until i got out?)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-14 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine.

[ pulls his heart straw (that i have decided he is now carrying with him at all times for spontaneous drink opportunities) out of his drink and sticks it into rynlan's instead, pushing his own drink over in exchange as he takes a sip.

... ]


This is exactly what I just described!!
teufelshund: (yeah it's NEVER picasso's fault)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-14 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
There's nothing wrong with my tongue! If this what your Sunkist wine tastes like, then it just so happens to taste like strawberry milk ramune featuring chili and monosodium glutamate!
teufelshund: (here we go)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-14 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ makes a kind of "are you serious" face at little, because HE'S TALLER THAN YOU!!! ]

Well, it's not my fault that you can't accept that your delicate crystallized mana tastes like a 300 yen purchase from a convenience store!!
teufelshund: (i thought we'd use rocks)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-14 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ NO!! HE'S STILL TALLER WHEN YOU ADD HIS AHOGE, IT'S STILL PART OF HIM!!!! ]

Oh I don't, do I?

[ also leaning in....... ]
teufelshund: (not even our forefathers)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-14 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well BETWEEN EMOTION WEEK AND LOVE POTION I GUESS THIS IS JUST WHERE WE'RE GOING NOW so mephisto grabs him by the collar...




...and pulls him in for a kiss. what do you think of his taste now?! ]

teufelshund: (go get me a lemonade)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-14 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ rynlan can probably feel mephisto's lips turning up in amusement when he's grabbed in return, as if he's the one who might get cold feet about something like this. it is my great displeasure to inform you that he is actually very well-practiced and good at this, so ri fucking p.

whenever they break apart — even if this is hell, this is a public bar and he's a gentleman, so he's not going to take it too far — the long tongue that was being insulted a few moments ago runs slowly along his lips before he puts it away.


mm, tastes like spicy, salty, strawberry milk-infused ramune.

(or sun-whatever, he guesses.) ]
teufelshund: (as we innocently destroy the human race)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-14 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ god is definitely not here ]

Same.

But, you know, 300 yen convenience store meals are my favorite.

[ idk why he's saying this like it's a compliment when it's the fucking drink that tastes that way but sure ]
teufelshund: if i didn't think i was smart (i wouldn't be trying to help you)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-14 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it's very sproingy!

he takes his drink back and sips through his straw, raising his eyebrows slightly to look up at the hand on his hair. ]


It has a certain unique charm, don't you think?
teufelshund: (does this come as a surprise to you)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-14 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? Well, what are the possible alternatives?

[ meanwhile he's going to be reaching to play around with a tendril. ]

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