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[ he’s absolutely in the new bar. this strange little borrower bar. he’s perched on a dandelion seat, staring at a selection of drinks in front of him. ]
… So. What do you think’s wrong with these guys?
[ starting out strong for the week. ]
… So. What do you think’s wrong with these guys?
[ starting out strong for the week. ]
[ the dice gods have spoken, and date's random choice is...
the spicy drink. ]
...
Calling it now -- either my hair burns off, or I breathe fire. Yeah?
the spicy drink. ]
...
Calling it now -- either my hair burns off, or I breathe fire. Yeah?
We don't know enough full stop, but if there is manipulation happening...
[ he spreads his arms. ]
Why.
[ he spreads his arms. ]
Why.
[ hangry and no filter walk into a bar.... ]
I'll do my best.
But I'll have to go through drinking this first, so you might be okay. [ because, wow. he can smell the spice from here. ]
I'll do my best.
But I'll have to go through drinking this first, so you might be okay. [ because, wow. he can smell the spice from here. ]
[ cheers.
well.
it doesn't go uh. quite as smoothly on date's end. he does manage the whole glass, which feels like a victory in and of itself. but he is trying to force down a series of coughs after he pulls this feat off. ]
-- Definitely--- [ help ] Not lemon. Oh man. [ INHALE. EXHALE. his eyes are watering. ]
Ugh. Thanks, but I'm not sure I want to mix side effects until I know what they are.
well.
it doesn't go uh. quite as smoothly on date's end. he does manage the whole glass, which feels like a victory in and of itself. but he is trying to force down a series of coughs after he pulls this feat off. ]
-- Definitely--- [ help ] Not lemon. Oh man. [ INHALE. EXHALE. his eyes are watering. ]
Ugh. Thanks, but I'm not sure I want to mix side effects until I know what they are.
[ water bad yet i drink it like a dumbass after spicy food anyway. ]
-- Nah, I'm-- [ phew. ]
I'm good. Wow.
What the heck.
-- Nah, I'm-- [ phew. ]
I'm good. Wow.
What the heck.
[ bless you rynlan. ]
If it was a nicer drink, then -- well maybe we wouldn't be in this situation anyway. But it'd make resuscitation taste nicer.
[ thank you to the mods for this chaotic combination of drinks this week. ]
Oh yeah? Into more direct methods?
[ he is... looking around though. this is a bar. surely there must be bar snacks, right? right?? ]
If it was a nicer drink, then -- well maybe we wouldn't be in this situation anyway. But it'd make resuscitation taste nicer.
[ thank you to the mods for this chaotic combination of drinks this week. ]
Oh yeah? Into more direct methods?
[ he is... looking around though. this is a bar. surely there must be bar snacks, right? right?? ]
[ …. date closes his eyes briefly. ] Yeah, there’s been some interesting goings on thanks to these drinks.
[ everyone just had a week of suffering, apparently. outside of the murders. ]
… Snacks. How come these places have all the weird drinks you can think of, but no snacks?
[ everyone just had a week of suffering, apparently. outside of the murders. ]
… Snacks. How come these places have all the weird drinks you can think of, but no snacks?
Seemed fine to me.
[he mostly just drank with people he already liked being around? what's a little smooching between friends. i hate him.
but date mentions snacks, and he blinks, then just. pulls a couple convenience store snacks from his hoodie pocket, passing them over.]
Here-- seemed like a good idea to keep a few around.
[he mostly just drank with people he already liked being around? what's a little smooching between friends. i hate him.
but date mentions snacks, and he blinks, then just. pulls a couple convenience store snacks from his hoodie pocket, passing them over.]
Here-- seemed like a good idea to keep a few around.
One of them made people clumsy, I remember that much. But some of them were pretty harmless.
[ the mods demanded smooching. we are but minions of the mod's whims and desires. and the lack of brain to mouth filter drinks. ]
-- !!
[ oh my god. rynlan is his favourite person in this bar and in this hell actually. ]
Oh my god. My hero. [ he is absolutely taking them and digging in with a ... weird amount of determination given he didn't seem hungry at all a moment ago. ] Whoever put a convenience store in the last island is a genius. How the hell were we meant to survive off fast food for as long as we had to?
[ the mods demanded smooching. we are but minions of the mod's whims and desires. and the lack of brain to mouth filter drinks. ]
-- !!
[ oh my god. rynlan is his favourite person in this bar and in this hell actually. ]
Oh my god. My hero. [ he is absolutely taking them and digging in with a ... weird amount of determination given he didn't seem hungry at all a moment ago. ] Whoever put a convenience store in the last island is a genius. How the hell were we meant to survive off fast food for as long as we had to?
Took them off Thancred. He's been carrying too many, anyway, and I have more pocket space.
[the hoodie and long skirt combo has been a game changer. robes don't have so many pockets...
he's noting the sudden hunger, but. he has more snacks. it's fine.]
[the hoodie and long skirt combo has been a game changer. robes don't have so many pockets...
he's noting the sudden hunger, but. he has more snacks. it's fine.]
[ ... a memory unlocked. ] I did see him grabbing a ton of snacks in the store the other week. In really, really loud swim trunks.
[ he takes a bite of his snack. truly, he should carry some around himself. but he doesn't, like a fool. he doesn't have have rynlan's original "no pockets" excuse, he just keeps eating in the store and leaving. ]
At least you know you'll never be hungry.
[ he takes a bite of his snack. truly, he should carry some around himself. but he doesn't, like a fool. he doesn't have have rynlan's original "no pockets" excuse, he just keeps eating in the store and leaving. ]
At least you know you'll never be hungry.
[ this drink was hilarious, actually. date has decided. ]
Oh? You have your preferred views of Thancred then?
[ hehe. heh. ]
Well, if he ends up stuck on a different island for a day or something he won't starve. That's forward thinking. [ unlike him, who is now eating someone else's pocket snacks. ]
Oh? You have your preferred views of Thancred then?
[ hehe. heh. ]
Well, if he ends up stuck on a different island for a day or something he won't starve. That's forward thinking. [ unlike him, who is now eating someone else's pocket snacks. ]
Oh? What about this one? [ turning his head to the other side like he’s posing for a damn picture. ]
… [ he squints at the snack wrapper. ] I’m not, usually. This came on really fast though. Y’know when you’re hungry and then you get really bad tempered about it?
… [ he squints at the snack wrapper. ] I’m not, usually. This came on really fast though. Y’know when you’re hungry and then you get really bad tempered about it?
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